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Guide to Food and Drinks

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Hunger Games

Hunger0.png Stuffed: Nutrition above 450. At risk of becoming fat.

Hunger3.png Hungry: Nutrition below 250. No penalty.

Hunger4.png Starving: Nutrition below 150. Movement speed significantly slowed (by 2).

As you go about your business on the station, you will slowly become hungry by running (-0.024 per tile) just from living (-0.12 nutrition per tick). Your nutrition starts at 400 and can go as low as zero. Consuming anything that contains a chemical with nutriment factor (see below) will increase your nutrition as it is processed (most chemicals are absorbed at a rate of 0.2u per tick, but there are exceptions). Over the life of its absorption, a chemical will confer nutrition equal to the number of units times the nutriment factor (so, for example, three units of corn oil is worth 60 nutrition). The obvious immediate implication of this is that you should avoid eating too quickly - a lesson that many Spacemen do not take to heart.

  • Eating Example: Bustanuts, 6u nutriment. 6 x 15 = 90 nutrition
  • Hunger Example: The distance from the Cargo desk to the Medbay side entrance is 100 tiles. It costs 2 nutrition to make that trip.

There are some other things that can cause loss of nutrition. Notably, lipozine (extreme loss), vomiting (high loss) exposure to extreme cold or working on a treadmill also burn nutrition very rapidly (mild loss).

Fatness: Remaining stuffed for five hundred ticks will result in becoming fat. This has several effects. Losing nutrition will help quickly remove weight.

  • Movement speed slowed (by 1.5)
  • Unable to put on hardsuits
  • Will experience increased body temperature while moving
  • Altered sprite and description
  • Able to consume animals, such as monkeys, whole

Nutrition Chemicals

Before anything else, there are some basics to learn. First off, there are basic chemicals inside food that feed the body and stave off hunger. The following list is far from comprehensive - for example, most fruit juices have a nutriment factor of 5. However, these are the most common chemicals you will encounter in the kitchen.

Chemical Nutriment Factor Description
Corn Oil 20 A product of grinding up corn, this is applied by the deep frier.
Nutriment 15 The most standard food chemical, found in almost every plant and snack.
Sugar 5 Obtained by grinding up sugar cane.
Coco 5 Found by grinding up cocoa pods.
Cinnamon 5 Found by grinding up cinnamonium.
Ketchup 5 Found by grinding up tomatoes.
Soy Sauce 2 The product of soy milk and sulphuric acid.
Lipozine -10 Produced by the chemist, treats fatness.

Surprise Inside

Food, with a few exceptions, can hold 50u of chemicals, but most are in the range of 2-6 units. All that extra space can be filled with new chemicals, which can be added via dropper or syringe. When someone takes a bite of food, they get equal proportions of each chemical inside the food. This doesn't change the bite size, though. If you start eating a burger that takes more than three bites, it has certainly had something added!

Using the Microwave

A Microwave!
A Microwaving Microwave!

Every food item listed here, except for the custom foods, is made in the microwave. You must add the exact ingredients to the microwave, either by using a container with the chemical inside on the microwave, or by using the item requested on the microwave. Be certain that you add the exact correct number of reagents (you can adjust how much of a chemical is poured with Objects > Set Transfer Amount) - if it isn't an EXACT match, you will cook a Burned Mess instead, which is poisonous, and there is a chance it will damage your microwave.

Gross! Clean this with Space Cleaner.
Oops! You need a screwdriver and a wrench to fix this.

If you do slip up and cook a mess, the microwave may become dirty or broken. If dirty, use any container with 5u Space Cleaner on it, and it will be cleaned. If broken, use a screwdriver and then a wrench to fix it.

Upgrades: Normally, a microwave takes 10 ticks to cook. With a better manipulator, that can be lowered to 3 ticks. With a better scanning module, the microwave will confirm by name the recipe you're going to cook when you put in the matching ingredients before pressing cook so that you're sure you're not going to mess it up. Ask the mechanic for help upgrading your kitchen.

Basic Ingredients

Meat types

Picture Type How to obtain
Meat.png Meat Harvest from monkeys on meat spikes, humans put in the gibber, from various animals (when using a kitchen knife on their dead bodies)
Meat.png Synthetic Meat 5u of blood and 1u of clonexadone. Ask chemistry for a 30u bottle of clonexadone and you got yourself 30 meat slabs.
Chicken.png Raw Chicken Use a kitchen knife on a dead chicken.
Fishmeat.png Carp Filet Use a kitchen knife on a dead space carp. Contains some carpotoxin, which can be removed by processing the filet.
Bearmeat.png Bear Meat Use a kitchen knife on a dead space bear. Contains tons of nutriments and some hyperzine.
Crabmeat.png Crab Meat Use a kitchen knife on a dead crab.
Xenomeat.png Xeno meat Use a kitchen knife on a dead alien.
Spidermeat.png Spider meat Use a kitchen knife on a dead giant spider. Contains some toxins. Like carp filet, can be purified in the food processor.
Mushroommeat.png Mushroom meat Use a kitchen knife on a dead giant mushroom.
Tomatomeat.png Tomato meat Use a kitchen knife on a dead killer tomato.
Mimicmeat.png Mimic meat Destroy a mimic. In addition to being hallucinogenic, it regains the mimic's ability to shapeshift. Injecting it with some blood will trigger that ability.

Other basic ingredients

Picture Type How to obtain
Egg.png Eggs Feed wheat to chicken, then wait. If you leave the eggs on the ground after they've been laid, they have a chance to eventually hatch into chicks.
Flour.png Flour One of the most frequently used ingredients, you'll want your botanists to have some wheat growing at all time. Grind the wheat to process it into flour.
Rice.png Rice Used in much fewer recipes than wheat. Grind the rice stalks to process it into useable rice.
Milk.png Milk Used by many recipes for both foods and drinks. Can be processed into Cheese. To harvest it, simply use a beaker or other reagent container on a Cow or Goat.
Milkcream.png Milk Cream Used in some recipes, especially desserts. Obtained from the Boozeomat or by mixing milk and sulfuric acid.
Soymilk.png Soy Milk Despite its name and look, this is not a substitute for milk. Can process it into tofu. Obtained by grinding soybeans.

Condiments

Picture Type How to obtain
Enzyme.png Universal Enzyme A chemical that can be ordered from food crates or made in Chemistry, and is used exclusively as a catalyst to process an ingredient into another. Protect that bottle from petty thieves.
Salt.png Salt Can be requested from Chemistry.
Pepper.png Black Pepper Obtained by grinding seeds of any kind.
Sugar.png Sugar Used in a few desserts, and to make chocolate bars. Can be obtained from grinding some plants such as sugar canes and white beets, as well as honeycombs. Also dispensed in chemistry.
Ketchup.png Ketchup Obtained by grinding tomatoes. Feel the spice!
Hotsauce.png Hotsauce Obtained by grinding chili peppers. Raises body temperature.
Coldsauce.png Coldsauce Obtained by grinding ice peppers. Lowers body temperature.
Oliveoil.png Corn oil Obtained by grinding ears of corn.
Soysauce.png Soy sauce Obtained by mixing 4 parts soy milk with 1 part sulfuric acid.
Moonshine.PNG Sprinkles Obtained by mixing sugar with universal enzyme.
Vinegar.png Malt Vinegar Obtained by mixing wine and water with universal enzyme.
HoneyPot.png Honey Obtained by grinding honeycombs. Has healing properties.
Cinnamon.png Cinnamon Obtained by grinding cinnamon sticks.
Blackcolor.png Black food coloring Found in the bartenders closet. Stains your best jumpsuit easily.

Products of chemical reactions

Remember that Universal Enzymes are catalysts, and as such aren't consumed by the reactions.

Picture Type How to obtain
Cheese.png Cheese Mix 40 units of space milk with 5 units of universal enzymes.
Chocolatebar.png Chocolate bar Mix 2 units of coco powder (obtained by grinding cocoa pods) with 2 units of milk, and 2 units of sugar.
Tofu.png Tofu Mix 10 units of soy milk with 5 units of universal enzymes.

Ingredients from Processor

Just place the ingredient in the processor then click on it.

Processes Condiments
Meatball.png Faggot Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
Fries.png Space Fries Process one potato.
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soybean.


You will find most other ingredients in the Guide to Hydroponics

Microwave Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.

Some dishes are sliceable. To slice them, place them on a table and use a kitchen knife on them. Other items such as hatchets and circular saws can slice them too, but inaccurately (resulting in the loss of some slices)

Burgers & Sliders

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Burger.png Burger 5 Flour, 1 Meat If you use human meat, the burger will share the name of your victim.
Mac chicken.png Chicken Burger 5 Flour, 1 Raw chicken Tastes like chi...oh wait!
Brainburger.png Brain Burger 5 Flour, 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this. Bother the Roboticist or Medbay for delicious brains.
Burger.png Appendix Burger 5 Flour, 1 Organ Slightly toxic
Clownburger.png Clown Burger 1 Clown Mask, 5 Flour Get the mime to steal the mask from his nemesis.
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger 1 Beret, 5 Flour Get the clown to steal the beret from his nemesis. Or order a costume crate like the unrobust

person you are.

Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger 5 Flour, 1 Tofu Melts your face!
Spell.png Spell Burger 5 Flour, 1 Wizard hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Roburger.png Roburger 1 Robot Head, 5 Flour Beep Boop. WARNING: Eating will cause spontaneous transformation into a cyborg.
Xenoburger.png Xenoburger 5 Flour, 1 Xeno-meat Ali-yum!
Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger 15 Flour, 5 Cherry Jelly My insides are burning! Can also be made with Slime Jelly.
Ghostbur.PNG Ghost Burger 5 Flour, 1 Ectoplasm Terror-ifficly tasty.
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger 3 Meat, 5 Flour Forget the Big Mac.
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges, 5 Meat, 4 Tomato, 2 Egg, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will. Two bites will take you from starving to overfed.
Assburger.png Assburger 5 Flour, 1 Butt Causes brain damage.
Avocado burger.png Avocado Burger 5 Flour, 1 Meat, 1 Avocado Half Blurring the line between ingredient and condiment.
Slider.png Sliders 10 flour, 2 meat/synth meat Almost all slider recipes produce 4 sliders in a convenient box!
Slider carp.png Carp Sliders 10 flour, 2 carp meat Slightly toxic!
Slider spider.png Spider Sliders 10 flour, 2 spider meat Slightly toxic!
Slider xeno.png Xeno Sliders 10 flour, 2 xeno meat
Slider chicken.png Chicken Sliders 10 flour, 2 raw chicken Filling!
Slider clown.png Honky Sliders 10 flour, 2 meat, 1 clown mask HONK!
Slider mime.png Quiet Sliders 10 flour, 2 meat, 1 beret
Slider slippery.png Slippery Sliders 10 flour, 2 meat, 5 space lube, 1 banana Slippery! Only produces 2 sliders!

Breads & Sandwiches

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Bread.pngBreadslice.png Bread 15 Flour Sliceable.
Sandwich.png Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge Talking to your food may result in a trip to the Chaplain.
Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich 1 Sandwich
Toastsand.png Grilled Cheese Sandwich 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge Space Vegetarian, but not Space Vegan friendly.
Jellytoast.png Jelly Toast 5 Cherry Jelly, 1 Bread Slice
Jellysandwich.png Jelly Sandwich 5 Cherry Jelly, 2 Bread Slices In the grim darkness of the 22nd century, peanut allergies run rampant.
Twobread.png Two Bread 2 Breadslices, 5 Wine Classy.
Notasandwich.png Not-A-Sandwich 2 Breadslices, 1 Fake Moustache Why would this be in the sandwiches section if it's not a sandwich?
Baguette.png Baguette 15 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper. The mime's favorite.
Creambread.pngCreambreadslice.png Cream Cheese Bread 15 Flour, 2 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Bananabread.gifBananabreadslice.png Banana-nut Bread 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 1 Banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Meatbread.pngMeatbreadslice.png Meatbread 3 Meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofubread.pngTofubreadslice.png Tofu-Bread 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 15 Flour Sliceable.
Xbread.pngXenobreadslice.png Xenomeatbread Loaf 3 Xeno meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
Spiderbread.pngSpiderbreadslice.png Spider Meat Loaf 3 Spider meat, 15 Flour, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Pumpkinbread.pngPumpkinbreadslice.png Pumpkin Bread 15 Flour, 1 Pumpkin Sliceable.
Eucharist wafer.png Eucharist Wafer 5 Holy Water, 5 Flour Chaplain equivalent of Scooby Snacks. Contains Holy Water.
Croissant.png Croissant 5 Water, 5 Flour, 5 Milk, 1 Egg True French cuisine.
Avocado toast.png Avocado Toast 1 Bread Slice, 1 Avocado Half, 2 units of Salt Forget about buying that space house.

Pizzas

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Margheritapizza.pngMargheritapizzaslice.png Margherita Pizza 10 Flour, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroompizza.pngMushroompizzaslice.png Mushroom Pizza 10 Flour, 5 any Mushrooms Sliceable.
Meatpizza.pngMeatpizzaslice.png Meat Pizza 10 Flour, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato Sliceable. Extremely nutritious, despite the grease.
Vegepizza.pngVegepizzaslice.png Vegetable Pizza 10 Flour, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato Sliceable.

Italian

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti 5 Flour
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti Mama mia!
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomatoes Don't put it in your pockets. That's just unsanitary.
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Faggot. That's-a a spicy meat-aball!
Spesslaw.png Spesslaw 5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Faggot. Lawyer's choice
Copypasta.png Copypasta 2 Tomato Pastas What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Spagettiboiled.png MoMMI Spaghetti 5 units of Flour, 1 Pipe, 1 Plasma sheet Transforms the person who consumes it into a MoMMI.
Risotto.png Risotto 10 units of Rice, 5 units of Wine, 1 Cheese Wedge An offer you can't refuse.
Bruschetta.png Bruschetta 1 Garlic, 1 Grapes, 1 Cheese Wedge, 10 Flour, 2 Salt
Quiche.png Quiche 1 Blue Tomato, 1 Garlic, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge Makes you feel more intelligent. Give to lower lifeforms!

Soups & Stews

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Faggot, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup 20 Water
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Tomatoes.
Tomatosoup.png Blood Soup 10 units of Blood, 2 Blood Tomatoes. They may think you're the homicidal maniac you are when you produce a large amount of these.
Clownsoup.png Clown's Tears 10 units of Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananaium ore. Because the clown totally didn't need it for anything.
Mysterysoup.png Mystery Soup 10 units of Water, 1 Bad Recipe, 1 tofu, 1 egg, 1 cheese. Extremely poisonous, don't make it unless you wanna kill someone.
Mushroomsoup.png Mushroom Soup 5 units of Water, 5 units of Milk, 1 chanterelle.
Beetsoup.png Beet Soup 10 units of Water, 1 whitebeet, 1 cabbage Feed your inner Russian with borscht.
Milo.png Milo Soup 10 units of Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 tofu
Stewedsoymeat.png Stewed Soy Meat 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
Stew.png Stew 10 units of Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom. The perfect thing for when the bar starts to get cold.
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato Ice, ice, baby!
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato Some like it hot, hot, HOT!
Minestrone.png Minestrone 1 Koibeans, 1 Carrot, 1 Spaghetti, 10 Water
Gazpacho.png Gazpacho 1 Garlic, 1 Blue Tomato, 10 Vinegar, 2 Salt
Chiliconcarne.png Chili Con Carne 1 Koibeans, 1 Tomato, 1 Chili, 1 Meat
Primordialsoup.png Primordial Soup 1 Moonflower, 1 Gold Apple, 1 Green Grapes, 1 Blood Tomato, 10 Water
Avocado soup.png Avocado Soup 4 Avocado Halves, 1 Garlic, 5 Water, 5 Lime Juice, 10 Cream

Chicken Recipes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Turkey.pngTurkeyslice.png Turkey 1 Raw Chicken, 1 Bread Slice, 2 Carrots, 1 Orange, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper, 1 unit Corn oil A complicated Recipe for a dish that you'll rarely ever get the chance to taste.
Chickenbucket.pngChickendrumstick.png Chicken Drumsticks 2 Raw Chicken, 1 piece of cardboard
Chickennuggets.png Chicken Nuggets 1 Raw Chicken, 5 units of Ketchup, 1 piece of cardboard
CFillet.png Chicken Fillet 1 Raw Chicken, 3 units of Corn Oil
Honeycitruschicken.png Honey Citrus Chicken 1 Raw Chicken, 1 Orange, 10 Honey, 5 Soy Sauce

Seafood

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp 1 Carp Filet, 5 Flour, 1 Chilli Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich 5 Flour, 1 Carp Filet Slightly toxic.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips 1 Fries, 1 Carp Filet The Brit's favorite. Contains carpotoxin and carp pheromones.
Fishfingers.png Fish Fingers 10 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Filet Contains carpotoxin and carp pheromones.
Sashimi.png Sashimi 5 Soy Sauce, 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Filet Toxic.
Fishtacosupreme.png Fish Taco Supreme 1 Koibeans, 1 Tomato, 1 Carp Filet, 10 Flour
Poissoncru.png Poisson Cru 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Carp Filet, 10 Lime Juice A more cultured option for a chef cooking fish
Crabsticks.png Not-Actually-Imitation Crab sticks 1 Crab meat, 1 Salt, 1 Sugar Made of actual crab meat.

Asiatic Recipes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Riceball.png Rice Ball 5 units of Rice Not to be confused with donuts
Boiledrice.png Boiled Rice 5 Water, 10 Rice
Ricepudding.png Rice Pudding 5 Milk, 10 Rice
Chawanmushi.png Chawanmushi 5 units of Water, 5 units of Soy Sauce, 2 Egg, 1 Chanterelle
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu 5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno Meat At least it wasn't Head of Personnel's dog.
Sushi.png Spicy Eggplant Sushi Rolls 10 units of Rice, 2 units of Vinegar, 1 Eggplant, 1 Chili Spicy!
Spicycoldnoodles.png Spicy Cold Noodles 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Spaghetti, 5 Soy Sauce Spicy!

Curries

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Chicken Balti.png Chicken Balti 10 Units of Water, 2 Raw Chicken, 1 Chili, 2 Tomatoes Your standard no-nonsense curry.
Vindaloo.png Chicken Vindaloo 10 Units of Water, 5 units of capsaicin (hot sauce), 2 Raw Chicken, 2 Chili's, 1 Tomato Extremely Spicy.
Lemon Curry.png Lemon Curry 10 Units of Water, 5 Units of Lemon Juice, 2 Raw Chicken, 3 Lemons Extremely Bitter.
Xeno Curry.png Xeno Balti 10 Units of Sulfuric Acid, 2 Xeno Meat, 1 Chili, 2 Tomatoes. Extremely Alien.

Pies & Cakes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie 10 Flour, 1 Banana Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis 10 Flour, 1 Berry
Meatpies.png Meatpies 1 Meat, 10 Flour Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie 1 tofu, 10 Flour
Xpie.png Xeno-pie 1 Xeno-meat, 10 Flour A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Applepie.png Apple Pie 10 Flour, 1 Apple The traditional dessert.
Cherrypie.png Cherry Pie 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
CinnamonPie.png Cinnamon Pie 5 Milk, 10 Flour, 10 Sugar, 1 Egg, 5 Cinnamon Guaranteed snail-free!
Plumppie.GIF Plump Pie 10 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet Has a chance to be "exceptional" - it'll contain Tricordrazine!
Amapie.png Amanita Pie 5 Flour, 1 Amanita
Asspie.png Asspie 10 Flour, 1 Butt Causes brain damage.
Gappletart.png Golden Apple Tart 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar, 1 Golden Apple, 1 Egg, 15 Flour
Mincepie.png Mincepie 1 Meat, 1 Cherry, 10 Flour
Regularcake.pngRegularcakeslice.png Vanilla Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk Slicable and boring vanilla flavored.
Pumpkinpie.pngPumpkinpieslice.png Pumpkin Pie 1 Pumpkin, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar Can be sliced. Dangerously delicious.
Carrotcake.pngCarrotcakeslice.png Carrot Cake 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 5 Units Milk, 2 Carrots Slicable. Heals minor eye damage.
Cheesecake.pngCheesecakeslice.png Cheese Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges Slicable.
Birthday.pngBirthdayslice.png Birthday Cake 15 Flour, 3 Egg, 1 Cake Hat, 5 units of Milk. Sliceable. Don't forget to make a wish.
Applecake.pngApplecakeslice.png Apple Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Apple, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Orangecake.pngOrangecakeslice.png Orange Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Oranges, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Limecake.pngLimecakeslice.png Lime Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lime, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Lemoncake.pngLemoncakeslice.png Lemon Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Lemon, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Choccake.pngChoccakeslice.png Chocolate Cake 5 units of Milk, 2 Chocolate bar, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable.
Buche.pngBucheslice.png Buche de Noël 5 units of Milk, 10 units of Milk Cream, 15 Flour, 2 Eggs, 2 Chocolate bar, 2 Berries Sliceable.
Braincake.pngBraincakeslice.png Brain Cake 5 units of Milk, 1 Brain, 15 Flour, 3 Egg Sliceable. Bother the Roboticist for unusable brains. Heals brain damage.
Chococherry.pngChococherryslice.png Chocolate-Cherry Cake 5 Milk, 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 2 Chocolate bars, 2 Cherries Sliceable.
Actualfruitcake.pngActualfruitcakeslice.png Fruit Cake 5 Milk, 15 Flour, 3 Eggs, 1 Cherry, 1 Orange Sliceable.
Fruitcake.pngFruitcakeslice.png Christmas Cake 1 fruit cake, 10 Sugar, 2 Eggs Sliceable.
Popoutcake.png Regularcakeslice.png Vanilla Pop-Out Cake 15 Milk, 45 Flour, 6 Eggs, 6 Cardboard Sheets An enormous vanilla cake with a cardboard box inside, big enough to accommodate exactly one human. Put a stripper inside to get a great birthday cake for the captain!

Salads

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Apple What if, like, WE'RE the aliens, man?
Aesirsalad.png Aesir salad 3 Ambrosia Deus, 1 Goldapple Duuuuuuuuuude.
Validsalad.png Valid Salad 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris, 1 Potato, 1 Faggot Heals everyone!
Potato salad.png Potato Salad 10 units of Water, 10 units of Milk, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper, 2 Potatoes, 1 Egg
Coleslaw.png Coleslaw 2 units of Vinegar, 1 Carrot, 1 Cabbage
Chinesecoldsalad.png Chinese Cold Salad 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Garlic, 1 Cabbage, 5 Vinegar, 5 Soy Sauce
Confederatesalad.png Confederate Spirit Salad 2 Watermelon Slice, 1 Kudzu Pod, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Pimiento
Fruitsalad.png Fruit Salad 1 Orange, 1 Watermelon Slice, 1 Banana, 1 Grapes
Grapesalad.png Grape Salad 1 Green Grapes, 1 Cheese Wedge, 10 Sugar
Mexicansalad.png Mexican Salad 1 Koibeans, 1 Cheesewedge, 1 Pimiento, 1 Cabbage, 5 Lime Juice
Midnightsnack.png Midnight Snack 2 Moonflowers, 1 Glowberries Glows in the dark!
Starrynight.png Starry Night 1 Moonflowers, 3 White Beets
Orzosalad.png Orzo Salad 1 Blue Tomato, 1 Koibeans, 1 Lemon, 1 Mint, 10 Rice
Nofruitsalad.png No-Fruit Salad 1 No-Fruit, 1 Cabbage, 1 Grapes Doesn't turn into anything!

Eggs

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelette 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with a fork. Have a medical team on standby in case of utensil-related injuries.
Friedegg.png Fried Egg 1 Egg, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper The ancient and sacred meal of the solar wiring engineer.
Begg.png Boiled Egg 1 Egg, 5 units Water Precracked, just eat!
Chocegg.png Chocolate Egg 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar NT regulations forbid stuffing toys in these things anymore.
Eggbenedict.png Eggs Benedict 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice Technically only "Egg" Benedict in this case.
Eggwrap.png Egg Wrap 10 Soy Sauce, 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage
Greeneggsandham.png Green Eggs and Ham 1 Salt, 1 Spider Meat, 1 Spider Egg Toxic.
Omurice.png Omelette Rice 5 Rice, 5 Ketchup, 1 Egg
Omuriceheart.png Omelette Rice - Heart 5 Rice, 5 Ketchup, 1 Egg, 5 Sugar
Omuricesmile.png Omelette Rice - Smile 5 Rice, 5 Ketchup, 1 Egg, 5 Salt

Sweets & Desserts

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Donut1.pngDonut2.png Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg Security members recover morale quickly with these.
Jdonut1.gif Jelly Donut 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units of Berry Juices/Cherry Jelly Security members recover more morale with these. Probability to be frosted.
Donut1.gif Chaos Donuts 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 units of capsaicin (hot sauce), 5 units of Frost Oil (cold sauce) Produces a variety of (possibly dangerous) effects when eaten.
Unwrapped coin.pngWrapped coin.png Chocolate Coin 1 Chocolate Bar, 5 Milk. Just like a real coin! Can be used in vending machines like a real coin, too!
Waffles.png Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Eggs Like pancakes with syrup traps.
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles 10 Flour, 2 Egg, 5 units of Psilocybin. Like pancakes with hallucinogen traps.
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas It's evil, don't touch it!
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy Bad luck and misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Muffins.png Muffins 1 Egg, 5 Flour, 5 units Milk Muffins!
Berrymuffin.png Berry Muffin 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Berry Muffins, but better!
Booberrymuffin.png Booberry Muffin 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Berry, 1 Ectoplasm Count Chocula's only weakness.
Dindu Muffin.png Dindu Muffin 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 5 Nothing, 1 Pair of Handcuffs He didn't do muffin!
Eclair.png Improper Eclair 1 Chocolate bar, 5 Flour, 5 Cream Plus doux que ses lèvres.
Popcorn.png Popcorn 1 Corn Some bites will contain unpopped kernels, which will cause brute damage.
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps The colors, maaaan, THE COLORS.
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple 5 units of Water, 5 Sugar, 1 Apple
Sugarcookie.png Sugar Cookie 5 Flour, 5 Sugar, 1 Egg
Gigapuddi.gif Giga Puddi 15 Milk, 2 Eggs, 1 Chocolate bar Put the Giga Puddi back in the microwave with a grey slime extract for a special surprise!
Happypuddi.gif Giga Puddi - Happy 15 Milk, 2 Eggs, 1 Chocolate bar, 5 Sugar
Angerpuddi.gif Giga Puddi - Anger 15 Milk, 2 Eggs, 1 Chocolate bar, 5 Salt
Flan.png Flan 5 Milk, 1 Egg
Honeyflan.png Honey Flan 5 Milk, 5 Cinnamon, 5 Honey, 1 Egg
Bluespace.gif Bluespaceberry Muffin 5 Flour, 5 Milk, 1 Egg, 1 Berry, 1 Bluespace Crystal Made with delicious science!
Yellowcake.gif Yellowcake 5 Uranium, 10 Radium, 3 Eggs Trade it for the nuke disc, it's the perfect plan!
Yellowcupcake.gif Yellowcupcake 2 Uranium, 5 Radium, 1 Egg
Cookiebowl.png Cookie Bowl 5 Flour, 2 Sugar, 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate bar
CinnamonRoll.png Cinnamon Roll 5 Milk, 5 Flour, 10 Sugar, 1 Egg, 5 Cinnamon
Ijzerkoekje.png IJzerkoekje 30 Flour, 30 Iron Makes six
Gelatin.png Gelatin 1 Teeth, 10 Water
Yogurt.png Yogurt 10 Milk Cream, 5 Virus Food, 1 Green Grapes
Pannacotta.png Panna Cotta 1 Gelatin, 1 Yogurt, 1 Grapes, 10 Milk Cream
Icecreamsandwich.png Icecream Sandwich 1 Chocolate Bar, 1 Ice Cream Cone
Candycane.png Candy cane 5 Sugar, 5 Water, 1 Egg
Gingerbread man.png Gingerbread man 5 Flour, 5 Sugar, 5 Water, 1 Egg Put the gingerbread man back in the microwave with a grey slime extract for a special surprise!
Maple leaf.png Maple leaf 1 Aloe vera, 1 Snowball, 15 Honey, 10 Sugar Contains maple syrup, a fast-acting healing chemical.
Avocado milkshake.png Avocado Milkshake 2 Avocado Halves, 1 Ice Cream, 10 Milk

Chips

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Plain chips.png Plain Chips 2 Salt, 1 Potato
Vinegar chips.png Salt and Vinegar Chips 2 Salt, 1 Potato, 5 Malt Vinegar
Cheddar chips.png Cheddar Chips 2 Salt, 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge
Clown chips.png Clown chips 20 Banana Juice, 1 Potato May cause an uncontrollable urge to HONK!
Nuclear chips.gif Nuclear Chips 2 Salt, 1 Potato, 10 Uranium Contains Nuka Cola!
Commie chips.png Communist Chips 2 Salt, 1 Potato, 10 Vodka
Xeno chips.png Xeno Raiders 2 Salt, 1 Potato, 1 Xeno Meat A great source of nutriment!
Chipbasket.png Chip Basket 20 Flour, 10 Corn Oil, 10 Salt A basket full of tortilla chips. Pick up by dragging it onto your character.
Queso.png Queso 2 Cheese Wedge, 1 Chili, 5 Pepper Filled with dipping sauce. Requires making cheese.
Salsa.png Salsa 1 Garlic, 1 Tomato, 10 Lime Juice Filled with dipping sauce. Requires trading with Vox for garlic.
Guacamole.png Guacamole 1 Avocado Half, 1 Ice Pepper, 10 Lime Juice, 5 Salt Filled with dipping sauce. Requires mutating peppers.
Hummus.png Hummus 1 Soybeans, 10 Lemon Juice, 5 Honey Filled with dipping sauce. Requires beekeeping.
Chilaquiles.png Chilaquiles 4 Tortilla Chip, 1 Salsa, 1 Koibeans, 1 Cheese Wedge

Alien food

Main Article: Birdfood

Some foods can only be made by trading for Vox plants, and there are some fusion dishes that require both Human and Vox food. These are generally very uncommon to see cooked, only fusion dishes are listed on this page. For additional dishes, see the main article.

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Gravy.png Gravy 10 units Water, 1 Chicken-of-the-Stars Not a food on its own, but a condiment used in other recipes. Produces 10 units.
Voxroast.png Sunday Roast 10 units Gravy, 1 unit Salt, 1 unit Pepper, 1 Raw Chicken, 2 Garlic An even larger dish which requires cooking a primitive Earth chicken. Very filling.
Flammkuchen.png Flammkuchen 10 units Flour, 3 Cheese Wedge, 2 Garlic Big, pizza-like dish that absolutely disgusts vampires.
Zhulongcaofan.png Zhu Lóng Cao Fàn 10 units Rice, 1 Pitcher Plant Rich with iron - good for recovering from bloodloss. Carefully steamed to remove acid!
Hoboburger.png Hobo Burger 1 Box Meat, 1 Pitcher Plant, 1 Cheese Wedge An extremely filling meal, too much for anyone to eat on their own. Purified of acid!
Sweetsourpork.png Sweet-and-Sour Pork 10 units Soy Sauce, 10 units Sugar, 1 Box Meat May cause some brief confusion of movement and toxicity, but helps you recover from stuns. Best served with gravy to offset toxins.
Poutine.png Poutine 5 units Gravy, 1 Space fries, 1 Cheese Wedge A long lost Sol delicacy, the rediscovery of gravy has allowed both vox and humans to enjoy this meal.
Maple syrup poutine.png Maple Syrup Poutine 1 Poutine, 5 Maple Syrup

Other recipes

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Meatstake.png Meat Steak 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat Wait, how can it have grill marks if it's in the microwave...?
Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green 2 Human Meat, 15 Flour SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians 15 Flour, 1 Soybean SOYLENT VIRIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries.
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
Cracker.png Cracker 5 Flour, 1 unit of Salt Poly wanna cracker!
Kebab.png Kebab 2 Meat (Human, Synthyflesh or Monkey, or Tofu - both meats must be same type), Metal Rod You get a metal rod back after eating.
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge No bacon bits?
Sausage.png Sausage 1 Faggot, 1 Meat Who even knows what or who it's made from anymore.
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket 5 Flour, 1 Faggot Contains tricordrazine, until they cool. Reheatable once they do.
Enchi.png Enchiladas 1 Meat, 2 Chili, 1 Corn. Spicy.
Monkeydel.png Monkey's Delight 1 monkeycube, 1 banana, 5 flour, 1 salt, 1 pepper. EE EEE!
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Egg, 5 Flour
Phelmbiscuit.png Plump Biscuits 5 Flour, 1 Plump Helmet The perfect chaser for a Manly Dorf.
Tinbeans.png Tin of Beans 5 Ketchup, 2 Soybeans Where did the tin come from?
Hotdog2.png Hotdog 5 Ketchup, 1 Sausage, 1 Bread Slice Bonus points if it's made from actual dog.
Meatbun.png Meat Bun 5 Soy Sauce, 5 Flour, 1 Faggot, 1 Cabbage
Boiledspiderleg.png Boiled Spider Leg 10 Water, 1 Spider Leg Toxic.
Corndog.png Corndog 5 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Sausage, 1 Corn
CORNYDOG.png CORNYDOG 1 Rod, 1 Corn, 1 Corgi Meat
Higashikata.png The Higashikata Special 20 Cream, 10 Watermelon Juice, 10 Slime Jelly, 20 Ice, 10 Milk, 5 Watermelon Slices, 1 Corn A large, nine layer parfait, the [shape] of the glass it's in helps keep the layers perfectly separated.
Sundae.png Sundae 10 Cream, 10 Ice, 5 Milk, 1 Chocolate Bar A sundae you make with a microwave, just don't think about how dumb of an idea it is!
Cup ramen.png Cup Ramen 5 Flour, 1 Cardboard Just like Getmore used to make!
SweetSundae.png Sundae Ramen 30 dry ramen, 1 sprinkles, 1 black coloring, 6 units of hardcores (from Bustanuts), 1 whole chocolate bar, 1 whole banana This is... sundae (?) flavored (?) ramen (?). You just don't know.
SweetSundaeRamen.png Sweet Sundae Ramen 1 sundae ramen, 1 rice pudding, 1 giga puddi, 1 donk pocket A conglomerate of foods that should not be conglomerated, you never quite know what the turnout will be.
Potent ham.png Potent Ham 10 Plasma, 1 Robot head, 1 Asimov upload module, 1 handcuffs, 1 slab of box meat Drives Asimov silicons wild and unleashes an EMP!
Bleachkipper.png Bleach Kipper 30 Bleach, 1 Phazon, 3 blue crayons, 1 handcuffs, 1 robot head, 1 carp meat A Peacekeeper's favorite food! Eating this will turn you blue
Nutritioncube.png Recycled Nutrition Cube 5 units Vomit, 1 unit Antitoxin Waste not, want not.
Burrito.png Three Bean Burrito 1 Koibeans, 1 Tin of Beans, 1 Soybeans, 5 Flour
Pimiento.png Pimiento 1 Cherry, 1 Chili Known as the "Cherry Pepper"
Hauntedjam.gif Haunted Jam 3 Ghost Pepper, 5 Sugar, 5 Vinegar Ghosts may cause this to rattle and move!
Dangerously cheesy poutine.png Dangerously Cheesy Poutine 1 Poutine, 1 Cheese Wheel, 10 Gravy Contains cheesy gloop, dangerous in quantities above 5 units!
Dangerously cheesy poutine barrel.png Dangerously Cheesy Poutine Barrel 4 Dangerously Cheesy Poutines, 50 Gravy
Poutine ocean.png Poutine Ocean 4 Dangerously Cheesy Poutine Barrels, 100 Gravy Produces an endless supply of poutine for anyone with a plate. It's so big, it can't even be picked up- you have to drag it around instead. Make with 5 barrels and 50 maple syrup instead of gravy for a very Canadian surprise!

Non-edible microwave recipes

What's the point if you can't eat 'em?

Picture Recipe Ingredients Notes
Claypot.png Clay Pot 1 piece of sand, 10 units of water If you suck at gardening, you can always throw them at greyshits.
Bruisepack.png Gauze 1 Aloe Apply to wounds to stop bleeding.
Ointment.png Ointment 5 units Dermaline Apply to burns to provide some instant relief.
Power crepe.gif Power Crepe 5 units Radium, 1 Power Cell (Non-specific), 1 Dough, 1 Cable Coil Certainly enough to light up anyones life.

Fully-Custom Specialties

Using the machines in your kitchen like the Oven and the Candy Maker, you can make custom food out of anything edible (and deep fry ANYTHING if you pray hard enough!). Some custom dishes require special preparation, however:

Picture Type How to make
CustomSandwich.pngBreadslice.png Stackable Sandwich Use any edible food item on a slice of bread. Add more food to stack on top. Optionally, add another bread slice to add the topping.
CustomBurger.pngCustomBurgerBun.png Stackable Burger Use a sack of flour on an egg to make dough, then microwave it to get a hamburger bun. Add anything you want!
CustomPizza.pngFlatdough.png Personal Pizza Use a sack of flour on an egg to make dough, then flatten it with a rolling pin. Add any edible food as topping to finish.
CustomSpaghetti.pngSpagettiboiled.png Spaghetti and ??? Add anything to Boiled Spaghetti (5 units of Water, 1 Spaghetti).
CustomSoup.pngSoupBowl.png Soup Grab a wooden bowl from your kitchen utensils dispenser. Add any ingredients you want to make them into soup.
CheeseOnAPlate.png Delicacy on a Plate If you feel your food is lacking on presentation or could use twice as many plates, you can just use it on a plate to place it on top. Looking appetizing!

Drinks

IMPORTANT:
Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve
Warning: a few of these recipes are beta code and so can't be made unless spawned.

Enzyme reactions

Remember that Universal Enzymes are catalysts, and as such aren't consumed by the reactions. You'll want to separate it from the resulting drink.

Picture Type How to obtain
Beer.png Beer Mix 10 units of flour with 5 units of universal enzymes.
Moonshine.PNG Moonshine Mix 10 units of cornoil with 5 units of universal enzymes.
Ginvodkaglass.gif Sake Mix 10 units of rice with 5 units of universal enzymes.
Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka Mix 10 units of potato juice with 5 units of universal enzymes.
Kahluaglass.gif Kahlua (coffee liquor) Mix 5 units of coffee with 5 units of sugar, and 5 units of universal enzymes.
Wineglass.gif Wine Mix 10 units of berry juice with 5 units of universal enzymes.

Juices

Blends Condiments
Apple Juice Juice apples.
Orangeglass.gif Orange Juice Juice oranges.
Lemonglass.gif Lemon Juice Juice lemons.
Greenglass.gif Lime Juice Juice limes.
Banana Juice Juice bananas.
Watermelon Juice Juice watermelon slices.
Berryglass.gif Berry Juice Juice berries.
Poison Berry Juice Juice poison berries.
Carrot Juice Juice carrots.
Tomato Juice Juice tomatoes.
Brownglass.gif Potato juice Juice potatoes.


Cocktails

Picture Cocktail Ingredients
AcidSpit.png Acid Spit 5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
AlliesCocktail.png Allies Cocktail 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
Aloe.png Aloe 1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
Amasec.png Amasec 1 part Iron, 5 parts Wine, 5 parts Vodka
Andalusia.png Andalusia 1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
Arnoldpalmer.png Arnold Palmer 1 part Lemonade, 1 part Iced Tea
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
B-52.png B-52 1 part Irish Car Bomb, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part Cognac
Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Ice
Pinacolada.png Pina Colada 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
BananaHonk.png Banana Honk 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
Barefoot.png Barefoot 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
Bilk.png Bilk 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
BlackRussian.png Black Russian 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
Boogerglass.gif Booger 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
BraveBull.png Brave Bull 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
Brownstar.png Brown Star 1 part Kahlua, 4 parts Irish Cream
ChangelingSting.png Changeling Sting 1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Screwdriver
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
CafeLatte.png Cafe Latte 1 parts Espresso, 1 part Space Milk
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
DevilsKiss.png Devil's Kiss 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
Driest Martini.png Driest Martini 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
ErikaSurprise.png Erika Surprise 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
Grog.png Grog 1 part Water, 1 part Rum
HippiesDelight.png Hippie's Delight 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
Hooch.png Hooch 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
IcedBeer.png Iced Beer 10 part Beer, 1 part Frost Oil --OR-- 5 parts Beer, 1 part Ice
Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
Irish Car Bomb.png Irish Car Bomb 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee 2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
IrishCream.png Irish Cream 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
Kiraspecial.gif Kira Special 1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water
Lemonade.png Lemonade 1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila, 1 part Ice
Manhattan.png Manhattan 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
Margarita.png Margarita 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
Mead.png Mead 1 part Honey, 1 part Water, 5 parts Universal Enzymes
IrishCream.png Milk Shake 2 parts Ice, 1 part Cream, 2 parts Milk
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
Neurotoxin.png Neurotoxin 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
Patronglass.gif Patron 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
Pintpointer.png Pintpointer 1 part Syndicate Bomb, 1 part Atomic Bomb
RedMead.png Red Mead 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
Rewriter.png Rewriter 1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee
Sangria.png Sangria 2 parts Wine, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Soda Water
Sbiten.png Sbiten 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
Silencer.png Silencer 1 part Nothing, 1 part Cream, 1 part Sugar
Singuloglass.gif Singulo 5 parts Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 parts Wine.
SnowWhite.png Snow White 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
SoyLatte.png Soy Latte 1 part Espresso, 1 part Soy Milk
SyndicateBomb.png Syndicate Bomb 1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
TequillaSunrise.png Tequilla Sunrise 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
DoctorDelight.gif The Doctor's Delight 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream, 1 part Tricordrazine
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf 1 part Beer, 2 parts Ale
Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
WhiteRussian.png White Russian 3 parts Black Russian, 2 parts Cream

Cafe Drinks

Picture Drink Ingredients
Tea.png Tea Just Tea!
GreenTea.png Green Tea Just Green Tea!
RedTea.png Red Tea Just Red Tea!
AcidTea.gif Earl's Grey Tea 1 part Sulfuric Acid, 1 part Tea
Chifir.png Chifir 1 part Tea, 1 part Green Tea, 1 part Red Tea
YinYang.png Zen Tea 5 parts Tea, 5 parts Nothing
Singularitea.gif Singularitea 5 parts Tea, 5 parts Red Tea, 1 part Radium
Gyro.gif Gyro 5 parts Green Tea, 5 parts Whiskey, 1 unit Iron
Plasmatea.gif Plasma Pekoe 5 units Tea, 5 units Plasma
Espresso.png Espresso 1 part Coffee, 1 part Water
Cappuccino.png Cappuccino 1 part Espresso, 1 part Cream
Tonio.gif Tonio 5 units Coffee, 1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Tomato Juice, 1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Honey
Doppio.png Doppio 5 units Coffee, 5 units Green Tea, 5 units Red Tea
Passione.png Passione 5 units Capuccino, 5 units Honey, 1 unit Gold
Wakeupcall.gif Wake up call 5 units Coffee, 5 units Beepsky Smash, 1 unit Sprinkles
Lifeline.png Lifeline 5 units Coffee, 5 units Doctors Delight, 1 unit Blood
Joe.png Joe 5 units Coffee, 5 units Whiskey
Greytea.png Tide 5 units Water, 5 units Fuel
Recharger.png Recharger 1 unit Coffee, 1 unit Iron, 1 unit Lithium, 1 unit Aluminum, 1 unit Fuel
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